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Our doppelgangers/superfans the Tendyr Brothyrs will be performing at Justice Pub on Saturday, March 7th, 2020. We will also be there signing autographs, punching photographers, and kissing babies. We will NOT be providing babies, so please remember to BYOB (bring your own baby). If your baby is carrying a camera, it WILL be punched.

We’re currently in the process of recording our disaster of a debut album; you better believe it’s going to be an absolute situation. If you’re interested in subjecting yourself to a preview of its cold and unforgiving indifference, stop by our “Media” page for a listen to some clips from our 2019 Jacksonville World Tour.

Also we don’t have any merchandise just yet, but we do have a lot of stuff to get rid of and hopefully make a little bit of scratch on the side. So don’t be surprised if one of you stool pigeons gets swindled into purchasing an old boot for 650 dollars. Ever hear tell of an old boot? We have at least one in stock. We also have a severed neck from a Squier Telecaster that we would love to break even on (we paid 1,800 quid).

Oh yeah, and we haven’t seen our guitar/drum machine specialist, Mitch, in quite some time. If you have any information on his whereabouts, please send us a fax immediately ATTN: Lee Crooks, and mark it “Semi-Urgent.” Or we could just call him. I keep forgetting to call him. In the meantime, check out the Tendyr Brothyrs.

See you at Justice, and as always, go Icemen!