What is Send Him Off?

No one could even actually know. Please try another question.

Do you ship overseas and to P.O. boxes?

Yes, we’ll ship your package everywhere.

Do you have customer service?

Of course not! Our homely and shameful customer services reps are unavailable.

Is there life on another sphere?

There is, but I can’t tell you where or why.

How do you kids feel about the fax club?